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Saturday, November 6, 2010

Before Columbus' discovery....

Before Columbus' discovery why did mankind think the Earth was flat?

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Why do croutons come in airtight...

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren`t they just stale bread to begin with?

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Why is the man who invests ...

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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When someone asks you...

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

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If love is blind...

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

It's always darkest ...

It's always darkest just before dawn.  So if you're going to steal the neighbor's  newspaper, that's the time to do it.

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Do infants enjoy...

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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Why do we say ...

Why do we say something is out of whack? What`s a whack?

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If people from Poland ...

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren`t people from Holland called Holes?

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If you take an Oriental ..

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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